When Hollywood is worried about the decline, in box office revenue, they start to make excuses just like the RIAA does with CD sales. They ponder: "why aren't people going to see our movie?" Then they create some excuse: "Oh it must be because it's allergy season!" Kingdom of Heaven made a paltry $20 mil on its opening weekend, when it cost $130 mil to make. Look for it to drop to about $8 mil next weekend, when everyone who saw it says what a bunch of crap it was. When I first heard of the movie, I was cautious. Hollywood's reputation preceeds itself. If they are going to make a movie regarding Christians, expect the Christians to be bad. Since it involved the Crusades, Muslims would be portrayed as wise, kind, and brave, while the Christians were corrupt, dishonorable, and cowardly, except for the main character who becomes disillusioned by his fellow Crusaders. I wouldn't have been surprised if Bloom had become a Muslim by the movie's end.
No historian would say that all the Crusaders behaved honorably, but they tendancy of Hollywood to highlight the injustices of one group and whitewash the other, is inaccurate and inappropriate. So these were my original feelings and Hollywood would have needed to work hard to over come them.
Now Hollywood is starting to get worried. The poor box-office performance
last weekend of the first major film of the summer, "Kingdom of Heaven," released by 20th Century Fox, made for 11 weeks in a row of declining movie attendance and revenue compared with last year, adding up to the longest slump since 2000 and raising an uncomfortable question: Are people turning away from lackluster movies, or turning their backs on the whole business of going to theaters?
The historical epic about the Crusades, which stars Orlando Bloom and was directed by Ridley Scott, took in just $20 million at the domestic box office, a puny opening
for a film that cost about $130 million to make and was supported by a major
marketing push. NY Times
Well, my initial suspicisions seemed validated by this story when came out a few days before the release. I noted it especially because these "groups" tend to be propoganda groups funded by our so-called "allies" in the Middle East.
Muslim Groups Praise 'Kingdom of Heaven' - The American-Arab
Anti-Discrimination Committee was among those worried groups, but half a dozen
members came away greatly relieved after a "Kingdom of Heaven" screening
arranged for them by Scott.
"It's one of the better representations of Muslims we've seen out of Hollywood," said Laila Al-Qatami, a spokeswoman for the Washington-based group. AP
I decided to read some reviews for myself. This humourous one from someone calling himself admiraltylawyer. I decided to post it nearly in its entirety:
...I went into the movie fearing to some degree that it would be PC and try to preach Muslims good, Christians bad. Well, it did a lot of that, but suprisingly it didn't really piss me off at all because it was so unrealistically biased it was actually humorous! I mean they portray the Knights Templar as totally one dimensional cardboard cutouts. One of the evil guys looks like the Undertaker from WWF and his personality is about as realistic. "Must kill arabs..." ...Absolutely unrealistic.If you are going to have evil characters you've got to give them some depth and motivation. I felt like I was watching Monty Python for parts of the movie. Orlando Bloom would try to convince them they couldn't beat the Muslims and one evil knight yells "blasphemy!" Then another yells "God Wills It!" Then they all yell "GOD WILLS IT!" It reminded me of the villagers yelling "She's a Witch! Burn her!" Except
Monty Python was a comedy. This was supposed to be a drama!
Also, did Ridley Scott even TRY to make this movie accurate? Every single priest in this movie was absolutely corrupt. Every single one! Could they not have just one priest who was presented in a positive light? And not ONE Muslim ever did anything bad in this film. I mean come on!! At least show there were good and bad on both sides. This was so lopsided it was humorous.Then there are the platitudes and cliches that pass for "wisdom" in this movie. Is our society so mindless and lost that anybody who saw this was actually inspired by any words spoken by Bloom or Neeson? They were completely useless drivel. The whole movie seemed like a really expensive ad for some simpleton mind numbing appeal to world peace. I couldn't really identify with Bloom as the hero. I never knew what exactly he stood for. Some vague notion of doing God's will? I'm just guessing here. I honestly don't know what his purpose was. He starts out seeking forgiveness for murdering someone but then that just fades away by the end of the film.And what about the princess who becomes queen? First of all she's not even that hot. Secondly she just goes insane and into a daze about 3/4 into the film, cuts all her hair, and just becomes an even more unattractive boring shallow character. Bloom gets her to throw away being a queen in the end. For what? Is that supposed to be the movie's subtle way of downing monarchies? I don't know. No clue.Plus the King of the Christians is some Emo Phillips wannabe in a silver mask. He looked kind of like a gay cobra commander. He was just annoying and pathetic to look at. A real embarassment.And Saladin? Who the hell did they get to play him? The guy reminded me of an old Jaimie Farr playing the Arab in Smokey and the Bandit 2. After about an hour in to this travesty I would have begged someone to let me watch Smokey and the Bandit 2! If I have to be forced to look at fake corrupt priests at least I can see Dean Martin and Sammy Davis Jr. in collars drinking liquor and hitting on chicks.And then after 2
hours we finally, FINALLY, get a battle scene. The muslims finally attack Jerusalem. It was all well and good until the muslims started launching RPG's at the crusaders. WTF!!?? Am I missing something or did the muslims not posess the technology to launch exploding fireballs in the middle ages? I mean you can launch a big ball of flaming wood I suppose or some flammable object. But once it hits the other side it DOESN'T EXPLODE. *****, you had exploding fireballs like freaking grenades all over the place. Christians flying through the air. It was just terrible.All in all building ZERO character empathy, and having a pathetic, cliche, so biased it was laughable, script sent this movie into absolute ruin. The worst part was the boredom. OH the boredom! It's almost three hours long and it NEVER picks up. It's like dying a slow death. Like getting drug to death behind a kid on a tricycle. I was physically and emotionally drained and numb after this movie. I am now dumber for having seen it.Seeing all of the A's given out on here for this movie I have to wonder if every one of you is an absolute mind numbed moron or if I should just weep for America. I honestly should have known that if Ebert liked it, it had to suck. I could kick myself for not giving this movie the Ebert test before I saw it. Yahoo Movie Review